oprah\ winfrey

1. (oprah winfrey) (561↑, 113↓)

Talks black to blacks, white to whites, but loves the green, am I right?

Halle, Girl, I am so mf-ing excited to see that ghetto ass in Catwoman\! Miss Kidman, how is your 401K? OOOOO, AHH, money in my pants\!

Author: Kris Benson http://oprah-winfrey.urbanup.com/1151059

2. (Oprah Winfrey) (607↑, 298↓)

The source of all men's problems. THis bitch has ruined all mens lives by teachin women to be more independent and to basically fuck up mens lives. SHE MUST ME STOPPED\!\!

Oprah Winfrey has fucked up my life because my wife thinks sex is evil due to this fat bitch.

Author: Giants8189 http://oprah-winfrey.urbanup.com/1314377

3. (oprah winfrey) (426↑, 197↓)

The most Amazing African-American woman who ever lived. Not only is she a billionare, she single-handedly turned millions of white [soccer mom]s into her personal slaves. White women follow her like sheep

Oprah Winfrey : "Lissen white people. Buy this book. Ah sez its the best even though the author lies like a rug." White soccer moms: "Yessum Miz Oprah\! We do annyting you say Miz Oprah\!" Oprah: Now pay to attention to mah freend Doctor Phil. He know how to make yew wenches satisfy yo' bucks". White soccer moms: "Lawdy\!, We be hanging on all his words Miz Oprah."

Author: FederalQ2b http://oprah-winfrey.urbanup.com/1622855

4. (oprah winfrey) (292↑, 119↓)

fat thing of indeterminate gender (posing as a female) that is a major cause of the soccer mom craze worldwide. Host of a television show that broadcasts insincerity and bitchiness across the world.

Get rid of NASCAR and Oprah Winfrey and America will be perfect again.

Author: Invierno http://oprah-winfrey.urbanup.com/1482227

5. (Oprah Winfrey) (129↑, 25↓)

A condescending yo-yo dieting and especially wealthy talk show host. She manages to fake empathy with many a fan and brainwash numerous women with cheap advice or quick fixes to life. She appears self centered and completely absorbed with herself for becoming famous. For example when that writer lied to her on her show, it was for lying to the almighty Oprah, instead of deceiving her fans or many other individuals. Instead of taking a real stance on important issues Oprah uses soft media or sob stories to grab ignorant people's attention and create a fan base.

Mrs. One: "Did you see?\! Oprah Winfrey put that man who sold her bad Chinese food on trial\!" Mr. One: "Hmm.. shouldn't she focus on the unstable economy or that horrendous war instead of these trivial issues?"

Author: the exestential onion http://oprah-winfrey.urbanup.com/3398953

6. (Oprah Winfrey) (119↑, 27↓)

A rich and famous woman who can shit money - Basically, her asshole is an atm.

Oprah Winfrey: -takes a shit- *5 mins later, goes back to her show.* Oprah Winfrey: I just took a big shit, now who wants a brand new mansion for free?

Author: bas fon http://oprah-winfrey.urbanup.com/3259368

7. (oprah winfrey) (90↑, 51↓)

Seems to be the god of america, legends and echos in the media and movies...jokes we english do not get. also has not touched australia. Her show seems to be comparable to doc phil or jerry springer and other philostein TV. America's love affair with talk shows with no real point continues....apparently she does clothes and sings now too but we brits know nothing of it\!

(charles): I loved that moviue but I didnt get the joke with the black woman (hank) boy howdy. that was oprah winfrey you limey, lord of amrica. (charles) I see...

Author: Marcus Ditzel http://oprah-winfrey.urbanup.com/1992363

8. (Oprah winfrey) (51↑, 20↓)

An alien that can change her weight every day by the hundreds and shit money. It's famous for single-handedly twisting American women round it's finger turning them into it's bitches. It has an ego the size of the universe, and henceforth believes the universe revolves around itself.

I'm Oprah winfrey. give me your life.

Author: OPOPL http://oprah-winfrey.urbanup.com/4319281

9. (oprah winfrey) (71↑, 52↓)

Great big fat blackassed heifer who is getting pretty old and obsolete like that dork Phil Donahue whom she replaced.

Oprah on\! Oprah on\! Oprah Oprah Oprah on\! The Oprah Winfrey Show flat out ON\!\!\!

Author: Candice G. http://oprah-winfrey.urbanup.com/2401716

10. (Oprah Winfrey) (28↑, 18↓)

something truly awful

dave: sorry your granma died me: at least she didnt get Oprah Winfrey

Author: Mr. debator2 http://oprah-winfrey.urbanup.com/5268428

11. (oprah winfrey) (127↑, 118↓)

Oprah hates white people and is so condesending. She appears to be an overweight, angry, black woman who hates whites. She supports only black causes and has white servants. Why do people praise this racist, hateful woman? The ignorant masses seem hypnotized by her. It is amazing she can be so rude to whites and so exclusive with blacks while if a white person did this she would be fired and ridiculed. Causcasians, wake up and watch, observe her tone, her choices, and her causes\! They do not include you and they are actually offending you. Be aware, she says there are no blacks in commercials, but watch, over half of all commercials have African Americans.

My name is Queen Oprah, and I am taking questions. "Yes, white trash, what insignificant tripe do you have to add"? "Oh my black Nubian princess, tell us your wise input, after this dumb white bitch is finished talking". "I will spend my billions to support black children in Africa and all black causes, just watch whitey\! By the way, cracker, what size chains would fit you?" My name is Oprah Winfrey and all my movies, plays, commercials and distinguised speakers are black, because we are better than honkey. My choices will support only African American intelligent people, I will choose white speakers who make us look better, because we, the blacks are better than you\!

Author: Jenna2810 http://oprah-winfrey.urbanup.com/2389781

12. (oprah winfrey) (19↑, 27↓)

Chronic weed, the Color Purple

Smoking on that Oprah Winfrey, yeah the Color Purple.

Author: Dflynn http://oprah-winfrey.urbanup.com/2961465

13. (Oprah Winfrey) (11↑, 29↓)

When you are doing a bitch in the ass and you knock her out by hitting her in the head with a phone book. Then preceed to shoot under her nose and stick a clump of pubes to your jizz to give the illusion of a hitler mustache.

Hey dude i saw you leave with that fat biddy last night what happened? I almost puked while pounding her so i gave her an oprah winfrey.

Author: bustaboy316 http://oprah-winfrey.urbanup.com/3739095

14. (oprah winfrey) (101↑, 159↓)

A hard working black woman who picked herself up from a life of molestation and poverty to becoming a respectable talk-show host who touches millions. instead of having the usual high-status celebrity guests, you'll find a great deal of her guests are at low or average class sharing their stories with the show as oprah compares and relates the situation to her life.

Has spent millions of Dollars on children in africa. Continues to be an overall great loving person.

Author: cathy pacheco http://oprah-winfrey.urbanup.com/515509

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Last updated: 2012.03.01